If only I could get the dishwasher to work better on the spoons.
If only the gardeners next door would not swoop in the day after I wash the car.
If only I had held on to that Apple stock.
If only I were taller, richer, wiser.
If only I had more chin.
Someone asked the other day: When was the last time you thought about the best day of your life?
My response: I had one?
