I am the champ of strange and wonderful ideas.
Bag O’ Burgers.
Pencils that are also pens.
Nose tampons.
Calm down. These thrilling new products are still fully in the development phase. When I’m looking for investors, you’ll be the first to know.
Bummed to learn recently that someone may have swiped my Bag O’ Burgers idea. I was going to franchise that.
Obviously, a template for American success is to franchise a bunch of places that serve food that will quickly kill you.
My vision for Bag O’ Burgers: An updated version of White Castle that will offer greasy bags of 10, 15 or 20 small burgers at a time. You could also order a Bag O’ Fries, big as beach balls.
Drive-thru only. Or, if you’re really hungry, I’ll run it over to your house.
