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Chris Erskine

The Boy With Autumn in His Hair

He’s got swagger. He’s got game. My grandson possesses all the good qualities that I seem to lack. It’s as if God got a Mulligan.

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Chris Erskine
Oct 17, 2026
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No wonder my grandson has this bushy halo of autumn hair. Born Oct. 4, he looks like something freshly harvested, then brought to town on a wagon full of pumpkins.

Puddles, who just turned 2, also boasts a cowboy spirit and a Bozo smile. He is the kind of person others fuss over and surround.

True charisma? Wouldn’t know. Never had much of that myself, though I did once charm 200 Jewish women at a charity lunch at the Skirball Center. You have any idea how hard that is?

Still, a fluke, an aberration.

Maybe that’s why I adore Puddles. He’s got swagger. He’s got game. My grandson possesses all the good qualities that I seem to lack.

It’s as if God got a Mulligan.

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